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| Registered: March 14, 2007 |  Posts: 101 |
| | Posted: | | | | 98. Post it they will reply. | | | | Sometimes you are the bowling ball, sometimes you are the pins. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 099 - If you wish to be a Secret Agent, then the name "James Bond" will Never Ever be suspected | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 | | | | Last edited: by FunkyLA |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 460 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting FunkyLA: Quote:
It was from M*A*S*H and not Debbie Does... not that I know what Debbie was doing!  Didn't know that  , don't be angry  Rule 100: When you are searching a house because you think there might be something dangerous, TURN ON the darn lights!!! | | | | Jean-Paul | | | | Last edited: by Zoeper |
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| Registered: April 8, 2007 | | Posts: 72 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 101: Always Cut The Red Wire | | | Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
- Terry Pratchett "Going Postal" |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting frizzlefryd: Quote:
Rule 101: Always Cut The Red Wire 101A - Unless the guy telling you to cut the Red Wire is the Baddie  (usually played by a Brit  ) | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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  | Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | 102. Don't ever push the Red Button
(Daffy Duck: "Not the Red one!! Don't ever push the Red One!!") |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 671 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Kevin: Quote:
102. Don't ever push the Red Button 102A: No, not even if you're stuck in an elevator and the red button says "ALARM" or "HELP" - don't push it! Just accept the inevitable. Find a pen, write on the wall who should have your DVD's when you're gone, then lie down and die! 103: When you get behind the wheel of your car, remember that in that exact moment, everyone is a complete moron! Expect the unexpected, and don't ever think you can guess what the others are about to do! 103A: You too are a moron! You WILL make mistakes, even if you don't notice it yourself - so don't think for a second that you are better than any of the other morons in their tin cans... (Which reminds me... A few years ago, a study was carried out here in Denmark. It showed that 97,6% of all car drivers believed that they where better than the average driver...  | | | | The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. (William Gibson) | | | | Last edited: by Rander |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Posts: 101 |
| | Posted: | | | | 104. always know where your towel is. | | | | Sometimes you are the bowling ball, sometimes you are the pins. |
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| | Posted: | | | | 104-B: Even if it's a powder-blue towel with yellow flowers.
105: If you are a minority (such as a black person in a group of whites or a white person in a group of blacks or a smart girl in a sorority) and someone thinks there's a monster about, you will soon find yourself very dead. |
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| Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | 106. Don't answer the phone! |
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| | Posted: | | | | 107. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 108 - Remember the Five D's:- dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Kathy: Quote:
Rule 96: FunkyLA always gets "the last word"!  96A - Unless Kathy wants to have it first  | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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